The nice thing about being single is that I get the house to myself.
The down side to being single is that I am alone in this big house.
Ok, so I share it with my cat and yes, he does own 75% - or at least thinks he does!
When a smoker quits smoking, the habit is usually replaced with some other oral fixation.
When I quit dating, I filled my social life with friends.
Problem is after ten years they are all getting married off and some are even on their second!
Nothing like a 40 year old single man trying to make new friends to fill his need for companionship.
So at the end of the day I have to send all my friends back to their families and I'm left alone.
I'm reduced to hanging out in virtual worlds online with weirdos.
For all I know, I'm actually one of them by now!
God help me...
I have friends in very low places.
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Good morning my fellow single guy. I hope this finds you well. I need to ask you for some an unorthodox favor, which only the single guy can help with. Interested?
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