Hi Ho Hi Ho - It's Back To Work I Go...

The nice thing about being single is I can work late on projects - no family to have to rush home to.
The down side to being single is that the boss expects me to be the one to stay late so the rest of the office can go home to their families.

I guess you can call that job security, right?
And if nothing else, the boss is helping me to remain single by keeping at work, working from home and working me seven days a week.
I don't have time for a social life!

Then again I don't have time for the family either.
They're kinda getting sick of only seeing me, dead tired, on major Holidays.

By the way, my Outlook Calendar doesn't work as it should.
Anybody wanna volunteer to remind me when birthdays and anniversaries are coming around, buy gifts for me to send and make cards as well?
The pay is non-existent and the hours are crappy but hey, there just may be a few free dinners in it for ya!
Of course you'll have to call in those delivery orders for the dinners as well.

HEY - I work too much to have time to cook or take us out to eat.
I think all my to-go menus are over there on the fridge.
Can you grab the Chinese one please?

Thank you.