Baby You Can Drive My Car...

The nice thing about being single is that you can drive any old which way you please...
The down side to being single is there's nobody to keep you company when you're driving.

Oh you can sing and scream until you're heart's content when you're alone in the car.
And boy oh boy can you save time by not having to stop and ask for directions every fifteen minutes.

But Lord it really sucks when there is nobody to share that great view, those wild and exotic towns and scenes.
Nobody to find good music for you or sing for you (and with you of course) when the sun goes down and you're trying to stay awake.

And there's nobody to teach how to use the stick.
Why is it that women don't know how to drive a stick these days?

While I don't miss that foot slamming on the invisible break every time I stop too quickly and too close to the car in front of me, I do miss the company that single guys don't have when they drive around town or around the country side.

But hey - I'm saving gas and money not stopping overnight at all those cute little bed and breakfasts!